Lecherous Limericks
Lecherous Limericks is the first of Isaac Asimov's several compilations of dirty limerickss, published in 1975. The book contains 100 limericks. The first of them is as follows: There was a sweet girl of Decatur
Who went to sea on a freighter.
She was screwed by the master
-An utter disaster-
''But the crew all made up for it later.
Asimov comments: This one marked the beginning. I composed it on the Queen Elizabeth II when returning from a visit to Great Britain in June, 1974. When I recited it, everyone laughed. Since that time I have been writing down limericks. I wasn't going to let myself forget them and lose laughs.
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