Sexual slang

Sexual slang is any slang term which makes reference to sex, the sexual organs, or matters closely related to them.

Introduction

In the popular jargon of many civilized cultures, the use of sexual slang is a form of humor or euphemism that often creates controversy over its popular use. Sexual humor is seen in many circles as crude and unsophisticated, as well as insulting towards the subject it describes. Nevertheless, sexual humor has been popular since the earliest days of civilization, and crude humor is seen as having its own place in popular culture.

Sexual slang is often used by adolescent youths as a ritual of growing up. It is one way that youths often test the limits of tolerance in their society, both in their own families and in the community in general.

The popularity of various comedians who indulge in sexual slang, from George Carlin to Andrew Dice Clay, reflects the appeal of this form of speech. It is often seen as a form of taboo, where much of its appeal comes from the shock value of daring to speak "forbidden" words in public.

Body parts

For slang terms describing sexual organs and related parts of the body, see Body parts slang.

Activities

"Rounding the Bases"

Rounding the bases is a group of slang terms dealing with sexual activities, borrowing terms from baseball. There are often variant definitions, but most criteria are similar.

First base - Kissing, especially "French" kissing.

Second base - Fondling or groping, especially of the breasts or genitals.

Third base - Depending on the speaker, either full nudity or a non-intercourse orgasm (especially when resulting from oral sex) EX: Dry Humping.

Home run (or "Hitting it out of the park", etc.; sometimes "Fourth Base") - Sexual intercourse.

Grand Slam - Sexual intercourse with multiple people/anal sex.
A common mnemonic device for the bases is "french, feel, finger, fuck."

Anal sex is sometimes also referred to as "extra innings."

Kissing

Terms for (ordinary, usually face-to-face) kissing — not including oral sex.

Bagging off

Besandose/Besos (Spanish)

Frenching

Interfacing

Lip-lock (in a)

Macking

Making out

Necking

Parking (1950s slang)

Pashing

Pulling (British)

Shifting (Irish)

Score/Scoring (Irish)

Smooching

Snog/Snogging

Sparking

Sucking face

Sucking skin

Swapping spit

Tapping off

Tonguewrestling

Tonsil-hockey (Canadian)

Tonsil-tennis

Winched (Glasgwegian Slang)

Foreplay

Foreplay usually includes forms of stimulation leading up to, but not including, intercourse. The terms below refer to foreplay in general. See other sections for specific types of foreplay, such as masturbation or oral sex.

Cooling down

Copping

Crank Yanking

Dry ball licking

Dry humping

Dry sex

Ducking

Feeling up

Forking

Goosing

Grinding

Groping

Hitting the double

Licking the ball

Making out

Mashing

Mugging Down (Texas A&M University)

Necking

New-school simulation

Old-school stimulation

Partying

Petting (or heavy petting)

Playing

Ratikriya (Hindi)

School simulation

School simulation the next generation

Spooning

Stalling

Starting the engine

Studying

Touching up

Twisting the nipples

Warming up

Welding

Working the fist in

Sexual intercourse

Terms for sexual intercourse may refer to vaginal intercourse (coitus) or anal intercourse.

Vaginal intercourse (coitus)

=A=

Aardvarking

Adam and Eve'ing It

Afternoon delight

Assassinating the cooter

Aztec two-step

=B=

Baby dancing (especially when trying to conceive)

Baking cookies

Baking the bean

Baking the beef

Baking the tube steak

Balling

Banging

Bashing the beaver

BD (short for "baby dancing")

Beast with two backs

Beating cheeks

Beating it up

Beating someone up with an ugly stick

Beating that thing up

Beaver busting

Bed wresteling

Bedding

Being in a woman's Beef

Being up to one's balls

Being up to ya nuts in guts

Bending one in

Big Banging

Blast 'er in the Bush

Boarding the ham train to Pussyopolis

Boffing your brains out

Boinking

Boom-booming

Bone dancing

Boning

Bonking

Boofing

Bopping

Bouncing the bearded clam

Breeding

Buffing the beaver

Bumping and grinding

Bumping bellies

Bumping fuzzies

Bumping nasties

Bumping uglies

Burying the baby leg

Burying the bone

Burying the general

Burying the weasel

Burying the weenie

Bush patrolling

Busting

Busting a nut

Busting the cherry (first-time intercourse)

Buttering the muffin

Buzzing the Brillo

Buzzing the honey hole

=C=

Cao (Chinese 操)

Carnal gymnastics

Catholic roulette (especially without the use of birth control)

Cave exploring

Celebrating Bob's birthday (from the Bob and Tom radio show)

Celebrating Kwanzaa

Checking the old crude oil

Chodna (Hindi)

Chopping

Churning butter

Cleaning her pipes

Cleaning the carpet

Coger / Cogiendo (Latin American Spanish. Warning! In Spain, it just means "picking up" or "grabbing", while in Mexico means "fucking", other South American countries understand it to mean 'picking up' or 'to take')

Coming together

Cooping the chicken

Crackin'

Crashing the custard truck

Crawling across the floor like a water spider

Creaking bed syndrome

Creamin'

Culear(Spanish)

Cunt busting

Cunt poking (also applies to masturbation)

Cunt thumping

Cutting the mustard

=D=

Dancing the buttock jig

Dancing the matrimonial polka

Dancing the mattress jig

Dank in the tank

Deflowering

Devirgination

Dick Waxing

Diddling

Digging for Clams

Dink in the Chink

Dinky tickle

Dipping the gravy boat

Dipping your stick

Dipping your wick

Discussing the big bang theory

Diving in the dark

Diving for pearls

Doggy style (refers to intercourse with the woman on all fours facing away from the man)

Doing a Calabasas Katie

Doing a lewd infusion

Doing a load of laundry

Doing dirty work at the crossroads

Doing it

Doing some bed-pressing

Doing some ladies' tailoring

Doing some muff diving

Doing some nose painting

Doing some one armed banditry

Doing some rump work

Doing some up hill gardening

Doing the act of darkness

Doing the backseat mambo

Doing the Adriano Macchietto

Doing the backstroke

Doing the bad thing

Doing the bed boogie

Doing the four-legged fox trot

Doing the funky chicken

Doing the chores

Doing the deed

Doing the dirty dance

Doing the featherbed jig

Doing the four-legged frolic

Doing the hokey-pokey

Doing the horizontal bop

Doing the horizontal exercises

Doing the horizontal hula

Doing the horizontal hustle

Doing the horizontal Jog

Doing the horizontal mambo

Doing the horizontal polka

Doing the horizontal tango

Doing the humpty dance

Doing the Humpty Dumpty

Doing the mattress dance

Doing the mattress mambo

Doing the mommy-daddy dance

Doing the nasty

Doing the naughty

Doing the tube snake boogie

Doing the tubesteak fandango

Doing the ugly

Doing the wild thing

Doona dance

Drilling

Drilling for oil

Drilling for cervix

Drilling the ditch

Driving home

Dropping the stick in the pond

=E=

Ecchi (Japanese)

Enjoying a flesh session

Exchanging bodily fluids

=F=

Feeding the dummy

Feeding the kitty

Feeding the muffin

Filling the cream doughnut

Feeding the yoni

Finding a hot dog in a jungle

Fitting end to end

Fitting her clap flap

Fixing her plumbing

Filling her up

Flopping in the hay

Fooling around

Follando (Spanish)

Fornicating

Fraternizing

Frying the salad

Fucking

Fucking his/her brains out

Fucking the tits out of totty

=G=

Genital exercise

Getting a belly full of marrow pudding

Getting a rock off

Getting a shove in your blind eye

Getting ahead

Getting beef in yo taco

Getting carpet tunnel syndrome

Getting creamy

Getting down

Getting freaky

Getting funky

Getting horizontal

Getting into someone's pants

Getting it on

Getting it up her guts

Getting Jack in the orchard

Getting jiggy

Getting laid

Getting oats

Getting parallel

Getting some

Getting some front door action

Getting some of that slippery action

Getting some stank on the hang low

Getting stretched

Getting there

Getting your cane waxed

Getting your chimney swept out

Getting your end wet

Getting your hair cut

Getting your jollies

Getting your leather stretched

Getting your leg over

Getting your lizard drained

Getting your nuts cracked

Getting your oil changed

Getting your rocks off

Getting busy

Getting your freak on

Giving a hole to hide in

Giving a woman a shot

Giving hard for soft

Giving her a hosing

Giving her a pat

Giving her the business

Giving her the high hard one

Giving it up

Giving juice for jelly

Giving kitty a taste of cream

Giving someone a stab

Giving someone the works

Giving the dog a bone

Giving the monkey a banana

Glazing the donut

Going at it

Going belly-to-belly

Going down under

Going fishing

Going halfsies/halfers on an orgasm

Going like a rat up a drainpipe

Going spelunking

Going to my room to listen to Steve Miller Band

Going to town

Goosing

Grabbing some snatch

Greasing

Greasing the monkey

Greasing the pole

Greasing the wheel

Greasing the axle

Grinding your tool

Growling at the badger

=H=

Haciendo el amor (Spanish: "Making love")

Hammering

Hanky panky

Hard Drive

Harpooning the mustached whale

Hauling your ashes

Having

Having a bit of curly greens

Having a bit of fish

Having a bit of giblet pie

Having a bit of pork

Having a bit of split mutton

Having a bit of sugar stick

Having a bit of summer cabbage

Having a bit of the cramstick

Having a bit of the old in & out

Having a hot roll with cream

Having a joy ride

Having a nooner

Having a piece of ass

Having a piece of tail

Having a poke

Having a quickie

Having a root

Having a shag (British)

Having a squeeze and a squirt

Having a turn on your back

Having an uppy downy

Having it off

Having nookie

Having one's way with

Having some afternoon delight

Having the beasty rendezvous

Heading South

Hiding the gerbil

Hiding the salami

Hiding the sausage

Hiking the South Rim

Hippity dippity

Hitting it/Hitting that shit/Hitting that thing (see also: I'd Hit It)

Hobbling

Hitting a homer

Hooking up

Hopping

Hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing

Horizontal bop/hula/polka/mambo/tango/wahira

Horizontal Hussle

Horizontal Monster Mash

Horizontal sheet shuffle

Horizontalize

Hosing

Hot beef injection

Hot man-chowder injection

Humping

=I=

Impaling

Impregnation

In and out

Introducing Charlie

Introducing to Gladstone

Introducing yourself to each other

Invading

Invasion of privacy

=J=

Jabbing

Jazzing

Jigging

Jiggling

Jodiendo (Spanish)

Juicing

Jumm

Jumping her bones

=K=

Katydiddling

Knobbing

Knocking boots

Knocking mops

Knowing

=L=

Lancing

Laying

Laying cable

Laying some pipe

Laying the track (prison slang)

Let the Godzilla lizard terrorize the tiny town between her legs

Lifting a leg on someone

Lighting one's fire

Lighting the lamp

Linking it

Losing the match

Lovemaking

Lying feet up

Lyricism of the masses

Logging on

=M=

Making a baby

Making a deposit

Making baskets

Making ends meet

Making grass sandwiches

Making her grunt

Making her hardrive spin

Making it

Making bacon

Making babies

Making her yours

Making love

Making sauce

Making time (with the ol' lady)

Making the beast with two backs (from Shakespeare's Othello)

Making the "O" face (Office Space reference)

Making whoopee

Mating

Mattress mambo

Microsofting

Minge Blitzing (shoutout to Peen)

Mingling limbs

Mixing your peanut butter

Mounting

=N=

Nailing

Nipping the bean bag

Niyekeh (Arabic, Lebanese)

Nookie (when spelled "nooky" it means the vagina)

=O=

Ol' in out, in out, the (A Clockwork Orange reference)

Oops

Overachieving

=P=

Packing the frank

Painting the door

Parallel parking

Parking (the car, the bus, the Audi)

Parking the beef bus in Tuna Town

Parking the pink Plymouth

Parting the beef curtain

Parting the Pink Sea

Passing the gravy

Paying the rent

Peeling your best end

Performing carnal gymnastics

Phallicizing

Pickle tickle

Picnicking in the lawn

Piece of ass, getting a

Piecein' it

Pigging

Pingin' and pongin'

Pinging with no timeout

Pinging her repeatedly

Planting a man

Planting your seed

Playing at in-and-out

Playing at tops-and-bottoms

Playing cars and garages

Playing doctor

Playing hanky panky

Playing hide the hot Dog

Playing hide the pickle

Playing hide the weenie

Playing hide the salami

Playing golf

Playing on the hair court

Playing pickle-me, tickle-me

Playing the slots

Playing the squeezebox

Playing tiddlywinks

Playing post office

Plooking

Plowing

Plug and playing

Plugging

Plugging the beef lodge

Plugging the main cable into her love socket

Pocketing the stake

Poking

Poking in the whiskers

Poking the bearded triangle

Poking the pie

Pole jumping

Polishing the jewel

Popping it in

Poppin' it to her

Popping one off

Porking

Possessing

Pounding

Pounding the porch

Pounding the puppy

Praying with the knees upward

Probing the membrane

Professional wrestling

Pulping the garbage

Pumping

Punching the ape

Punching the chipmunk

Pussy Pounding

Putting a bun in the oven

Putting the bee in the hive

Putting the boots to someone

Putting the devil in Hell (from Boccaccio's 14th-century novel The Decameron)

Putting the devil into Hell

Putting your root down

Putting your snake in the grass

Putting sour cream in the burrito

Putting the candle in the pumpkin

Putting the beef in the taco

Putting the "Lew" in Lewinsky

Putting the puppy in the dog house

Putting the TV in the kitchen

=Q=

Quickie/Quicky (hurried intercourse)

=R=

Ramming

Ravishing

Rear attack

Reading Religious Poetry

Receiving a guest in the foyer

Releasing the hounds

Riding someone

Riding the hobby horse

Riding the baloney pony

Riding the pink pony

Riding the pony

Riding the skin bus into Tuna Town

Ringing her bell

Rocking

Rocking it

Rocking off

Rocking the casbah

Rogering

Rolling in the hay

Rolling the cigar

Romping in the hay

Rooting

Roughing up the suspect

Rubbing bacons

Rubbing one out

Rump splitting

Running the naked wheelbarrow race

=S=

Saucing the clam

Sawing off a chunk

Sambhog (Hindi)

Schlopping

Schtupping

Scoring

Screwing

Scrogging

Scrumping

Sexercizing

Sewing up the hatchet wound

Shagging

Shaking a skin coat

Shaking the sheets

Shock and awe

Shooting the moon

Shucking the oyster

Simple in-and-out procedure, a (My Cousin Vinny reference)

Sinking it in

Sinking the Bismarck - (taken from the infamous WWII German battleship that was thought, at the time, to be unsinkable)

Sinking the soldier

Skinning back a freak

Slamming

Slamming the saussage

Slapping meat

Slapping skin

Slaying the dragon

Slicking Willie

Sliding down the banister

Slipping someone the hot beef injection

Slipping in the pork sword

Slipping someone the tube steak

Smashing

Smurfing

Soaking the sheets

Sowing your [wild] oats

Spankin' the cat

Spawning

Spearing the bearded clam

Spelunking

Spinning the cheese

Splitting the uprights

Stabbing the trout

Star-gazing on your back

Sticking

Stirring her guts

Stirring the cauldron

Stoinking

Storming the trenches

Straightening the meat curtains

Stretching leather

Stroking the newt

Stuffing the beaver

Stuffing the taco

Stuffin Martha's muffin

Sucking the sugar-stick

Sweating the sheets

Sweaty rompin'

Sweetening the pot

Swiping the V-card

=T=

Taking

Taking a belly-ride

Taking a break

Taking a turn in the stubble

Taking an albino piss

Taking it downtown

Taking it to the car wash

Taking "old one-eye" to the optometrist

Taking the flesh Boat to tuna town

Taking the starch out of someone

Tango/ing

Tappin that ass

Tapping for Mana (Used by players of Magic: The Gathering)

Taxing

Tearing off a piece

Telling a bedtime story

Tip drilling

Threading the needle

Throwing a leg over

Throwing another log on the fire

Throwing the meat at her

Towelling

Trading a bit of hard for a bit of soft

Training through a tunnel

Trimming the buff

Tuna Town ("driving the beef bus to," "parking the beef bus in" or "taking the old skin boat to")

=U=

Ugh ugh

Up in her guts

Using

=V=

Validating your parking pass

Vaginal bungee jumping

Vaginal masturbation

Varnishing your cane

Vatican roulette (especially without the use of birth control)

Visiting down under

Visiting the Netherlands

=W=

Walking the dog

Wallpapering the closet

Watering the lawn

Waxing (dat ass)

Waxing the pole

Wetting the hose

Wetting your wick

Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am

Whitewashing

Whoopie

Winding the kinetic watch

Winding up your clock

Windsurfing on Mount Baldy

Womb masturbation

Woohoo

Working the hairy oracle

Wrestling

=Y=

Yiffing (Furry slang)

=Z=

Zallywhacking

Ziggy-wiggling

Zoinkering

Zug Zug

Zwooshing the swoosh

Anal intercourse

=A-C=

57 (a number that represents anal sex, like 69 does for mutual oral sex)

66 (see above)

A Level (UK)

Around the world (to switch back and forth between vaginal and anal penetration)

Arse piracy

Ass drilling

Ass fucking

ASS LOVE

Ass pounding

Ass pumping

Ass ripping (devirginizing)

Ass stretching

Back door bandits (usually the San Franscico Back Door Bandits)

Back door delivery

Back door Romeo

Back door slicker

Back shafting

Backside entry

Bare back(ing) (specifically without the use of a condom)

Black magic

Breaking the asshole

Brown love

Brown town (as in "took him to..."; apparently Australian slang, uttered by Hugh Jackman on SNL)

Brown woody

Buggering

Bum lovin

Bum fun

Bumming

Bum sex

Butt fuck(ing)

Butt drilling

Butt pounding

Butt sex

Buttsecks

Bowling the star

Charlie in the chocolate factory

Chocolate hugh jackhammering

Crossing Snickers Street

Chocolate Cha-Cha

Chunk in the Trunk

=D-S=

Dancing with Bubba

Dar/tomar por culo (Spanish)

David Hockney (famously "takes it up shitter")

Deathwish (Anal sex without a condom usually with a prostitute) UK.

Doing it Ennis style (Specifically Irish)

Doing it the Napoleon way

Doing the butt

Doing the Dylan

Donkey punch

Donut burning (British, gay male usage)

Drilling for brown

Dropping anchor in Poop Bay

Fishing for brown trout

Fudge packing

Gaand maarna (Hindi)

Going in the A:/> drive

Going in the out/exit door

Greek

Ham Slammin'

Hershey Highway (driving down the)

IDB (In Da Butt)

Leaving Grimsby for Hull (to switch between vaginal and anal penetration)

Lolloping

Lunch pushing

Marmite Mining

Marmite motorway

Mining for brown

Moses and the parting of the Red Cheeks

Mud packing

Packing shit

Parking the truck in the garage

Pillow biting

Playing the back nine

Playing in the mud (because there's no grass on the field yet)

Petando (el culo) (Spanish)

Pile driving

Plowing the dirtbox

Poking the pooter

Poop chute boogie

Poop piracy

Poop pounding

Poopy dick

Pucker fucking

Putting your boat in the water

Reaming

Rectal responsibility

Repopulating Armenia

Riding the dirt road

Riding the Hershey Highway

Riding the vein train to A-town

Ringslide (Doing the-)

Rump Wrangling

Rump rider/knight (Being a-)

Sewer-Chewer

Sex in the back of a Volkswagen (From Kevin Smith's Mallrats)

Shit Digger

Shit packing

Shit stabbing

Shopping at Walmart

Shoving Saddam in the spider hole

Sodomy

Spooning

Stink-pipe surprise

Stirring the fudge

Strolling down Cadbury Road

Switching lanes without signaling (to switch between vaginal and anal penetration)

=T-Z=

Tailgunning

Taking/Putting it up the ass/butt/dookie chute/poop chute/shitter/yin yang

The Tony Danza

The Ultimate Birth Control

Throwing Butt Darts

Throwing it in the back

Trying on the pink sock

Turd burgling

Uphill gardening

Up the back passage

Use the tradesmen's entrance

Wearing the red shoes

The "Who's the boss?"

Oral sex

Oral sex involves the stimulation of the sexual organs (or anus) of one person by the mouth (tongue, etc.) of another. Many terms for oral sex simply consist of the words eat, bite, blow, suck, chew, or a similar verb, followed by a noun suggesting genitalia. Others are more original.

General terms for oral sex

Drive thru
Eating/Dining at the "Y"
Eating it
Eating/Licking him/her out
French
Going down (on him/her)
Going South
Slurping
Taking a sip from
Get Brain
Kiss my little friend
Head
Cunnilingus
Cunnilingus is oral stimulation of the clitoris or vulva.
=A-P=
Angel kiss (when the woman is on her period)
Australian kiss
Beaver munching
Beaver sucking
Box lunch
Box lunch at the Y
Bloody Mary (Cunnilingus during menstruation)
Bush diving
Cabbage Patch Diving
Canadian, The
Carpet licking
Carpet/Rug munching
Certified Beaver Eater
Chewing box
Cleaning up
Clit licking/sucking
Cotton candy
Cunt licking/sucking/lapping/munching
Deep sea diving
Dining at the Y
Dinner at the Y
Dipping into the honey jar/pot
Drinking from the furry cup
Drinking from the hairy grail
Eating at the Y
Eating CAT
Eating cauliflower
Eating hymeneal sweets
Eating from the bushy plate
Eating out of the bread box
Face sex
Finding Nemo
Going to Chinatown
G-spot tickling
Growling at the badger
Grubbing
Having lunch downtown
I Lick Dat Shiet (Jerky Boys)
Lapping The Flap (Lappity-Flappity)
Licking out
Lip locking
Meet The Butcher
Muff diving
Munching box
Mustache ride
Pearl diving
Pussy licking/sucking/munching
Red Wings (Cunnilingus during menstruation)
=Q-Z=
Braving the briny deep
Slit licking/sucking
Soup tasting
Tickling her fancy
Tipping the velvet
Tongue in the cave
Watkin's wiggler, the
Wet-velveting
Yodeling in the gulley
Yodeling in the valley
Yodeling in Uterine Canyon
Fellatio
Fellatio is oral stimulation of the penis.
=A-P=
Going to the blow jobby lobby
Going to the Creamery
Dessert at the Coldstone Creamery
Auto Fellatio (sucking one's own penis)
Blowing
Blowjob, giving/getting a
Bone yodeling
Brain
Butched in (performing oral sex in exchange for favors; prison slang)
Candy making
cigar poke
Chopping up
Chupar Polla/Verga/Pico/Panga (Latin American Spanish: to suck cock/dick/rod)
Cleaning the pipes
Deep-throating
Doing the Monica
Dome, giving/receiving
Drinking beer
Face-fucking
Flag salute, the
Garganta profunda (Spanish: "deep throating")
Get Brain
Giving the stump speech
Going down like a dog on hot chips (British: fries)
Goober gobbling
Greasing the pole
Haam laan (Cantonese)
Hacerle caso al patr�n/jefe (Spanish: To be obedient to the owner/boss)
Head, giving/getting
Head job
Humjob/Hummer, giving/getting a
Knob gobbling
Knob polishing
Lamando/Lamar (Spanish)
Licking the lolly
Lewinsky job
Lewinsky-style
Mamada (Spanish)
Mamando/Mamar (Spanish)
Milking (also applies to masturbation)
O Levels (UK)
OW (Oral With condom) UK.
OWO (Oral WithOut condom) UK.
Playing the skin flute
Playing the pink oboe
Polishing the knob
Whitehouse internship
=Q-Z=
Rainbow kiss(ing)
Rod swallowing
Sarah Biornstad
Ser buen/a secretaria/o (Latin American Spanish: "to be a good secretary")
Shining the pole
Shining
Skin flute ("Playing the skin flute")
Skull fucking
Slobbing the knob
Slurping the bishop
Smoking bone (or Bone smoking)
Smoking the pole
Snowballing (Multiple suckers)
Stepping up to the mic
Suck(ing) off
Sucking cock (or cock sucking)
Sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch
Swallowing
Sword swallowing
Teabagging (sucking the scrotum)
Tonsil exam
Washing Big Ben
Waxing the lance
Whitehouse internship
Mutual oral sex

The following terms refer to simultaneous, or mutual, oral sex.
GSC (Genital Sucking Contest)
Sixty-nining (69)
Soixante-neuf (French: "69")
Yin Yang(ing)
(77) seventy-seven because you get "8" more
Analingus
Analingus is oral stimulation of the anus.
87
Armenian treat
Ass gobbling
Ass/Arse licking
Battywash (Jamaican)
Black kiss
Chewing bud
Chocolate binge
Crap tickling
Dropping the thumb
French treat
Frenchman's/Armenian's delight
Hit it (prison slang)
Hot Carl
New French kiss
Quatre-vingts-sept (French: "87")
Rim job/Rimming
Rim chew
Shit binge
Shit sucking
Tossing [the] salad
Masturbation

There are many terms for masturbation, the manual stimulation of one's genitals. Some of the more common follow.
Male masturbation

=A-D=
38 (prison slang)
Bashing the bish
Beating the bishop
Beating off
Beating the meat
Best friend, shaking hands with
Blowing one's trouser nose
Bopping the baloney
Boxing the clown
Buffing the banana
Choking the chicken
Cleaning my room
Climbing Everest
Code 21 (prison slang)
Cracking one off
Cuffing the carrot
Date with Palmela Handerson and her five sisters
Dice Roll, The (The repetative motion of rolling dice)
Die In A Woman's Lap
Dinner mashing
Doing the hand jive
Doing the knuckle shuffle on the piss pump
=E-K=
Exercising your rights
Exercisin' the Sizin'
Exercise for war
Fapping (referring to Japanese comics, where the sound of it is represented by 'Fap')
Fist-kabobing
Five knuckle shuffle
Flogging off
Flogging the bishop
Flogging the dolphin
Flogging the log
Flogging the mule
Flogging the porpoise
Frigging off
Fucking off
Fucking the fist
Gayola (Spanish)
Going up the Eiffel Tower and back
Grinding the woad
Greasing the Jesus
Grippa
Gunning (looking at a female officer while masturbating; prison slang)
Ham Shank
Handjob, giving/getting a
Hand to gland combat
Hit It (prison slang)
Hitting the airplane (Cantonese)
Honking on Bobo
Intimate Rest
Jacking off
Jerking off
Jerking the gherkin
Keeping it fresh
Kicking the midget
Kill (prison slang)
Killing the kittens (From an internet joke stating, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten")
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Looking for clues with Fred and Daphne
Lope the Mule
Madame/Rosie Palm and her five daughters/sisters (dating, meeting, or spending time with)
Making drain babies
Making mayonaise
Making salad dressing
Making the bald man cry
Manola (Spanish)
Menage-a-un
Merchant Banking
muth marna (hindi)
Milking (also applies to fellatio)
Nestling the aardvark
Number 3
Onanism
Ordering mayonese
Paddling the poodle
Paja (Spanish)
Palmela Handerson
Pawing off
Peniskvarter (Norwegian)
Petting the monkey
Petting the snake
Pickling the cuke
Pinching the one-eyed snake
Playing the pink clarinet
Playing tug-of-war with Cyclops
Pocket billiards/pool
Polishing the helmet / knob
Polishing the firefighter helmet
Posh wank (masturbation with a condom on)
Pounding the pud
Pulling off
Pulling the goalie
Pulling the pud/pudding
Pumping the porpoise
Punching the clown
Punheta (Brazil)
Repopulating Armenia
Rosey Palm ("Dating Rosey Palm and her five sisters")
Roughing up the suspect
Rubbing one out
Rubbing the genie/magic lamp
Runke (Norwegian)
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Self-abuse
Shaking hands with the unemployed
Shaking hands with the president
Shaking hands with the sheriff
Shaking hands with the wife's best friend
Shandy shuffle, doing/playing the
Shucking your oysters
Skipping to school
Slap-boxing the one-eyed champ
Smashing one out
Spanking the dolphin
Spanking the monkey
Spanking the plank
Spending some quality time with the one-eyed purple-headed yogurt-slinging cyclops
Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko
Stroking the pole
Stroking the salami
Taffy pulling
Taking a number 3
Talking to Moe
Taming the dragon
Tommy tanking
Tossing (off)
Tossing the dice
Tugging the rope
Turning Japanese (from the song, supposedly 80s slang)
Whack the one-eyed weasel
Wang jangling
Wank, Wanking
Waxing the carrot
Waxing the dolphin
Whacking off
Whip the Lizzard
Working up some baby batter
Working the gherkin
Wrestling with Jimmy
Writing (also female)
Yanking off
Yanking the crank
Yank the doodle dandy
Yoinking It
Female masturbation
Applying lip gloss
Buffing the muffin
Cunt poking (also applies to coitus)
Date with the four sons of Father Thumb
Dialing zero on the little pink telephone
Diddling [the clit]
Doing one's nails
Double-clicking the mouse
Finger bang
Finger sex
Fingering
Fingerfucking
Flap Flogging
Flicking the clit/bead/bean/bud
Fluttering the fuzz
Frigging off
Gusset typing
Jacking off Jeremy (or jicking Jack off)
Jilling off
KitKat shuffle
Nuke, the
Petting the kitty/pussy
Poking off
Pulling the pud (pudendum)
Playing the invisible banjo
Raiding the honey jar/pot
Rubbing the monkey
Rubbin hood (obvious pun on Robin Hood)
Rubbing the front butt
Rubbing the elf
She-bopping
Smacking the pony
Spanking the skunk guts
Stinky-Pinking
Stirring the soup
Stroking the kitty/pussy
Taking a long, warm bath
Tapping the keg
Tickling the vertical smile
Tip-toe through the two lips
Touching the hooded monk
Twirling the pearl
Two finger taco tango
Two in the pink, one in the stink
Walking the kitty
Paddling the Pink Canoe
Plunging the happy hole
Polish the pearl
Writing (also male)
Mutual or group masturbation
Mutual masturbation involves each sexual partner manually stimulating the other partner's (or partners') genitals.
Bread game
Butter the Toast/Bread (Circle Jerk Game)
Circle jerk
Jacking and jilling off
Limp Biscuit
Pass the cup!
Soggy Marie (South Africa - Circle Jerk Game with a "Marie Biscuit" in the middle)
Triscuit game
Mookie Cookie
Group sex
Group sex is sexual behaviour involving more than two people at the same time.
Cluster fuck, leading to the "pivot man in a cluster fuck." May or may not be a good place to be.
Daisy chain
Fuck fight
Fuck fest
Gangbang/Gang bang
Lumberjack
Mob screw
Musical Beds
Orgy
Run a train
Sandwich
Shagging contest
(Spit) Roast
Taking up a collection
Threesome
Three-way
Training
Other practices
Cleveland steamer: Defecating on a partner's chest
Donkey punch: Act of knocking the partner out shortly before orgasm
Double Trouble: Act of touching a woman's breasts during anal sex
Dutch Oven: Flatulence during intercourse, followed by trapping your partner's head under the bedsheets
Hot Lunch: Defecating on a partner's chest
No-Battery Boyfriend: Act of vaginally penetrating a woman with a phallic object other than a dildo
Red Dragon: A Sexual act that, during intercourse, involves one getting their teeth punched out.
Rusty Trombone: Act of licking the partners anus while masturbating him
Stawberry shortcake: Act of striking the female partner in the nose to cause bleeding during fellatio, to get the semen and the blood to mix together to resembke strawberry shortcake.
Thighfucking: Act of rubbing the penis inbetween a woman's thighs to simulate intercourse. Also known as thighing or thigh sex.
Turquey Slapping: Act of slapping the partner on the face with the penis after fellatio
White Zombie: The man would tell his partner that he had ejaculated, then after their partner opens their eyes, the man shoots his load in their face.
Sexual stimulation
Dildos

A dildo is an artificial penis.
Arvydas Sabonis
BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend)
Consolador (Spanish)
Doctor's helper
Fantasy cock
Monster
Penis substitute
Schlong decoy
Steely Dan
Destro
Cock Block
Penis names

Different names for the penis, including the testicles.
1 1/2 inch floppy
3 1/2 inch floppy
Balls
Bishop
Cock
Dannyboy
Dank
Dick
Dink
Dog
Dong
Donk
Dunk
Floppy disc
Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile
High-pressure vein cane
John Thomas
Konky-Dong
Lazarus (Viagra)
Little general
Little special thing
Log
Man's best friend
Meat
Meat and two veg
Nob
One-eyed Monk
One-eyed trouser snake
Pee-Pee
Prick
Purple-headed yogurt slinger
Rod
Sausage
Salami
Skin flute
Tally-wacker
The Gerroic
The major
Thor
Todger
Tool
Tube Steak
Unit
Vienna
Wand
Wang
Wanker
Wiener
Willy
Woodpecker
Pornography
Pornography is creative activity, such as writing, pictures or moviess, of no literary or artistic value, but instead intended solely to stimulate sexual desire.
Dirty magazines
Dirty pictures
Eye-Candy Catalog
Eye waggling (looking at pornography)
Falcon (male gay porn)
Flesh fiction
Girly mags
Girly pics
Hentai
Jazz mags
Jizz mags
Jerk off material
Movies Catholics would object to
Naked pictures
Nudy mags
Pix
Porn/Porno
pr0n (Internet slang)
Slash_fiction
Smut
Spoogy pics
Stick books
Stroke material
Toss Fodder
Wank mags
Yiff(y) 'zines
X
XXX
2D-Girls
Physiological processes
Menstruation
Menstruation is commonly known as a "period".
Arsenal playing at home
Aunt Flo is visiting
Catting
Circus is in town, the
Curse, the
Dot, the
Eve's curse
Eve's gift
Flying Baker
Flying a Baker flag (U. S. Military Marine/Navy term)
Friend
Girly Problems
Guest
Having a period
Having the painters in
Making fruit punch
Monkey's nose bleed
Moon Cycle, The
Painters are in, the
Perioding on a poodle
Polka-Dot parade, the
Putting up the red tent
On the blob
On the period
On the rag
P..... (usually when the female doesn't want to reveal it)
Ragging
Red storm rising
Regla, la (Spanish)
Red Tide (Wave)
Se�orita de rojo, la (Spanish)
Sick
That time of the month
T.O.M
Vampire's tea bag
Pregnancy
Banged up
Bombo, tener un (Spanish)
Bun in the oven
Duck in the oven
Enciente
Expecting
In the family way
Hanging a doughnut
Knocked up
Preggers
Prego (used as an adjective or noun in reference to the mother-to-be)
Sprog farming
Stewing a swift pie
Up the duff
Up the kite
With child
Orgasm (male and female)
Approacing the Billy Mill Roundabout (Northern English)
Big "O", the
Blowing a load
Busting a nut
Climax
Coming/Cumming
Correrse (Spanish)
Creaming/Cream pie
Creaming one's jeans (male ejaculation inside his pants)
Earth moving, the
Filling up at the ejaculation station
Fireworks
Gasm
Getting off (American)
Impregnating the bed (nocturnal emission by male)
Irse (Spanish)
Money shot
Mul (Korean)
Number 3 (ejaculation; "Number 1" refers to urination, "Number 2" refers to defecation)
Nutting
O(n) (big O of n)
Petite morte, la
Popping one off
Shooting
Shoot the Wad
Shoot/ing the load
Skeeting
Spewing
Splat the Fat
Spl00ging (Internet Slang)
Squirting
Wet dream (nocturnal emission)
Ejaculate (semen and sperm)

These terms refer to the ejaculate, the substance usually called semen.
A-J
Armenian mayonnaise
Baby batter
Baby gravy
Baby seed/s
Ball snot
Boycream
Boyjuice
Chin Omlette
Clitty Litter (Trucker Slang for the white stuff in lot lizard panties)
Cum
Cum Wad
Cream
DNA slurpee
Donut glaze
Embryonic warrior
Foutre (or du foutre) French
Frenchman's delight
French dressing
Gentleman's relish
Georgia joy juice
Gism/Gizm
Goo
Guy Goo
Hot creamy filling
Hot dog flavored water
Hot load
Hot man mustard
Jizz/Jizm
Junk
Dude Juice
K-S
Latino Man Milk
Leche (Spanish)
Load
Love juice
Love piss
Love pudding
Love sauce
Love gravy
Man batter
Man butter
Man chowder
Man cream
Man fat
Man fluid
Man gravy
Man jam
Man juice
Man love
Man mayo/mayonnaise
Man milk
Man'naise
Man spackle
Monkey custard
Number 3 ("Number 1" refers to urine, "Number 2" refers to feces)
Nut
Pale-ale (American Pie reference)
Pearl jam
Pearl necklace
Pecker Paste
Pimp juice
Protein shake
Population Paste
Randy guy fuel
Rocket sauce
Sacred milk
Seed
Sex wee
Skeet
Spooge/Splooge
Spunk
Squadge
T-Z
Tijuana toothpaste
Throat yogurt
Whipped cream
White wee wee
Vaginal secretions
Box juice
Clam dip
Cream
Cum
Cunt batter
Cunt butter
Cunt chum
Cunt cream
Cunt juice
Fanny batter
Fuck batter
Fuck butter
Fuck cream
Fuck juice
Girl cum
Goof
Groin Gravy
Honey
Juice/s
Lady cream
Lady juice
Love juice
Love nectar
Moip
Nectar
Oyster sauce
Puss/y juice
Squirter (one who can project juices from the vagina during orgasm)
Tuna surprise
Salsa
Skeet
Smegma
Bell cheese
Dick cheese
Smeg
Duck butter
Cum
Head Cheese
Fromunda Cheese ("From under" the foreskin)
The prize at the bottom of the cereal box
Venereal diseases (STDs)

Venereal diseases are also known as sexually-transmitted diseases, or STDs, since they are contracted primarily through sexual activity. The term is typically used to refer to (usually) non-fatal diseases such as gonorrhea and syphilis, as opposed to AIDS.
Bad kimchi
Blickey(s) (prison slang)
Clap, the
Crabs
Crotch rot
Drippy dick
Dose (to catch), a
French disease, the
Knacker cracker
Knob rot
Miss siff
Monster (prison slang)
Ninja (prison slang)
Package (prison slang)
Perles d'Amour
Pox
Pussy rot
Sara
Shit (prison slang)
Social disease
Sour cream
Went up in that fire (prison slang)
Devices for preventing pregnancy and/or STD transmission

The following devices are designed to prevent pregnancy, STD transmission, or both, although certainly no device is fail-proof.
Condom (male)
Anti-baby
Bag ("Bag it")
Balloon
Billy (In the song "Willy, Use A Billy... Boy by E-Rotic; "Billy Boy" is a german Brand)
Black Ribbed [K]nobbler (Dave Lister, "Red Dwarf")
Blast Shield
Capote
Chapeau French
Cock cap
Connie (Ali G)
DNA lounge
Durex (brand)
East River whitefish (specifically when disposed of in a casual manner / an unpleasant object "fished" out of the river)
Eel envelope
Forro (Spanish)
French Letter
Goma, la (Spanish)
Gummisnopp (Swedish)
Hat
Helmet
Hudson River whitefish (specfically when disposed of in a casual manner / an unpleasant object "fished" out of the river)
Jim/Jimmy hat
Love glove
Knighthood
Penis Sheath
Pregnot
Raincoat
Rubber
Rubber Johnny
Shitbag
Sonky (a reference to the Discworld equivalent of condoms in the works of Terry Pratchett)
Sock
Trojan (brand)
Zucchini Beanie
Female devices
Cervical cap
Diaphragm
Diafragma (Spanish)
DIU (Spanish; Stands for "Dispositivo Intra Uterino")
IUD
P�ldora, la (Spanish)
Pill, the
Sponge
Patch, the
People
Homosexual

For slang terms describing gay and lesbian people, see Gay slang and the List of Sexual Slurs.
Prostitute

A prostitute is a person who engages in sexual activity in exchange for money or other favors. Arguably those who "sleep around" to improve their social position or get a promotion at work are considered by some to be prostitutes. However, not all terms listed below fit that description exactly.
General terms for Prostitute
Escort (euphemism)
Male prostitute
Beeperman
Bitch (submissive homosexual prostitute - opposite of 'cat' from the term 'cat-house', brothel)
Call boy/Callboy
Chapero (Spanish, homosexual prostitute)
Culver
Dog (dominant homosexual prostitute - same etymology as 'Bitch')
Fun boy/Funboy
Gigolo
Himbo
Joy boy/Joyboy
Larry
Loner Boner
Man-slut
Manwhore
Mangina (Manwhore slag for penis)
Penis punter
Puto (Spanish)
Pulling a Sandy
Rentaboy/Rent boy/Rentboy (young homosexual prostitute)
Working boy
Female prostitute

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Bangtail
Bimbo
Bitch
Brass
Brass nail
Calabasas Katie
Call girl
Kelt D.
Cocotte
Coin Operated Beaver (Trucker Slang)
College girl
Concubine
Courtesan
Cualquiera, una (Spanish: a whatever)
Cumrag
Culito (Spanish)
Cyprian (archaic term derived from worship of Aphrodite on Cyprus)
Ĉiesulino (Esperanto: everybody's woman, pronounced "CheeSOOleeNOH")
Doxy
Drab
Fallen woman
Flight attendant
Floozie
Fulana (Spanish)
Fun girl
Gashley (prison slang)
Gengri (Thai)
Girl (since prostitutes are usually female)
Gold digger
Guarra (Spanish)
Harlot
Ho (derived from "whore")
Hobby horse
Hooker
Hussy
Hwran (Welsh)
Joy Girl
Lady/Woman of the evening
Lady/Woman of the night
Lady of pleasure
Loose woman
Lot Lizard (Trucker Slang)
Masseuse (euphemism)
Member of the (world's) oldest profession
Model
Moll
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Pinch prick
Potaskushka (Russian)
Pro
Promiscuous woman
Prossie
Puta/putona (Spanish)
Pute (French)
Quean
Ramera (Spanish)
randi([hindi])
Roundheel
Rent-a-babe
Scarlet woman
Scrubber
Sex worker (except in technical usage of the term)
Sidewalk Hostess
Slag tart
Slapper
Slut
Streetwalker
Strumpet
Tart
Tom
Tramp
Trick
Trollop
Trull
Unfortunate (popular Victorian-era British euphemism)
Wanton
Wench (also used for any lower-class woman; e.g., "serving wench")
White slave
Whore
Woman (since prostitutes are usually female)
Woman of easy virtue
Woman of ill repute
Woman of negotiable virtue
Woman of the streets
Woman on the game
Working girl
Crime
Crime in sexuality includes activities which are almost universally considered taboo or criminal.
Incest
Incest involves sexual relations between close family members.
But cousin Daisy was hot in those lil' shorts
Bred in Barrie
Cousin Fucker
Dunnville style
Family tree has but one branch
Family fun
Forbidden love
Keeping it in the family
Looking for love across the hallway
Mother fucker
Pump-kin
Relative sex
Sister fister
Sister slammer
Skywalker Sex
Usurping the Uterus
The stump runs tight
Pedophilia
Pedophilia (or paedophilia) commonly refers to sexual attraction to, or sexual activity with someone the law considers under the minimum age for it. Usually this is a prepubescent child. As slang, the term can be used for a person who is involved with someone significantly younger regardless of the law.
A-N
Asalta cunas (Spanish)
Bad man in the nursery
Bent ref(eree)
Chester [the Molester] (prison slang)
Charley Chester [child molester] (cockney ryhming slang)
Chicken hawk
Chikaino (Japanese, term for a man who molests schoolgirls on buses/subways)
Child catcher
Cho mo (prison slang)
Comeni�os (Spanish)
Cradle robber
Diaper sniper (prison slang)
Dirty old man
Drug charge, in on a (prison slang)
Early bird
Forbidden fruit
Funny Uncle
Impatient father
Kiddie fiddler
Kiddie fondler
Kiddie hawk
Meth charge/Mething (prison slang)
Nonce
Jailbait
O-Z
Old enough to go to the store, old enough to get bred
Orifice Olly
Pacing the Roost
Pappy the Poopster
Pederast
Pedo
Playground spotter
Playing ball in the mud
Premature cherry picker
Rock Spider
Robin D. Cradle
Sam Dukore
Short eyes
Shrub rocketeer
Slop badger
Small bean regarder
Spring chicken
Old Man
Popsicles
In the cellar
Squeezing the turtle
Two-pinned in plug
Tyke fucker
Waxed fruit
Zamboni de la hija
Rape
Rape commonly refers to forced sexual intercourse on another person without his/her consent.
Banging without permission, BWP
Evil assault with a friendly weapon
Happy hour special
Illegally banging and entering
Non-con
Stealing home
Surprise sex
pulling a "Kobe" (Reffering to basketball star Kobe Bryant)
External links
Amatory Thesaurus
Sex Dictionary — mostly non-slang terms; some slang also
Urban Dictionary — all types of slang

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Mutual or group masturbation

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Other practices

Sexual stimulation

Dildos

Penis names

Pornography

Physiological processes

Menstruation

Pregnancy

Orgasm (male and female)

Ejaculate (semen and sperm)

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Vaginal secretions

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Venereal diseases (STDs)

Devices for preventing pregnancy and/or STD transmission

Condom (male)

Female devices

People

Homosexual

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